The truth about me.

I don't give a shit about sports.

I really don't.

But I couldn't pass up making a statistically biassed bet over the Superbowl.

My mom said that the Steelers will win.

I said the Packers will win.

If the Steelers win I have to take her to Justin Bieber's movie.

If the Packers win she has to take me to a movie she would rather die than see.

Hope the Packers win.