MAN PERIOD BITCHES!

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know all of you guys missed me and my nice company, my sweet touch, my sex (too far) the truth of it is, apparently I am not an admin of this blog, so i made my own, i showed it to you, but then greek overrided that link and that specific link now leads to a woman's vagina looking like a giant cheese taco. And German, kept changing my posts to say "im gay" when really i think its just think its way for german to get his inner sexuality out, he does seem to sit a little too close to me, and seems to change my desktop picture to gay porn, but i dont know what he does with said gay porn when im not there (am i giving a hint that he jacks off to it? fuck yes i am)! But to let you all know, I got a Girlfriend. and guess what, she is the biggest chick hipster i have ever met, so of course, im basically in hipster heaven

But i have recently come up with a new political party
Hipsterism
Hipsterism is a form of an independent sate where everyone is indie listening, and instead of being sponsored by Usher and secretly kissing young boys on their naughty parts (Justin Beiber) another thing about Hipsterism, no on is mainstream, and if they become mainstream, we stop listening to them and search a name no one has ever fucking heard of. We have to own at least one pair of nerd glasses, and if you do not follow these rules, you must go to the other political party. Oh and it's only for gays.
mainstreamism
the name makes young hipsters quiver in their urban outfitters glasses (ten bucks by the way). They believe that if you are good looking and you cant sing, young girls will piss their pants when they see him "OMIGOD! i hav to text tracy, holy shit, my vagina is tingling, its tingling, i think that is love" yes my dear young girl that is love, love if your a mainstreamist whore!
Dont be a Mainstreamist
The Hipster
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