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Who the hell is Tro11. i just dont know, but i have found my fave swear word
cunt
cunt is awesome becuz not many people use it, most people use the words fuck or shit but i prefer cunt, or twat, becuz with twat u can say twatter, or twatting twat- twat. but enough of that, i hate metal music. it is grown men screaming at the top of their lungs "i wanna bleed all over you! and this song is pointless, cuz im doucher" and it seems that all metalheads get very defensive at the death of "the rev" the apparent drummer of avenged sevenfold who died. wen i heard of this, i said "wat did he die of, an overdose of meth and evil?" i was so clever, but then we found out wat he actually died of "overdose of heroin, oxicot, and alcohol" so basically all metal heads now get very defensive at this motion. but you kno, not all people can hav the sophisticated tastes in music such as "Seabear" or "The Decemberists" and they release songs such as "i sing i swim" or "down by the water" but instead they have to listen to metal bands that all have to do with death of some sort. and something that was very stereotypical i found was a metal band's album "war is the answer"
fuck u
go die of oxicot like your savior did before you. war is not the answer, and if you sent them to war they wud possibly be scared shitless on the side of the road saying and screaming "fuck me! oh shit, i dont wanna bleed all over u, my five fingers will not deliver a death punch, and i will not be avenged sevenfold" and then i wud ride in on my winged seabear, carrying a rifle, with my pants rolled up and my glasses fitted tight and scream "my name is Hipster, and you will drown instead of singing and swimming wen we are down by the water," and i will laugh with my seabear and they will say "my faveorite word is peace" trying to gain my sympathy "yeah, well my faveorite word is cunt bitch"
remember to sing and swim
The Hipster