this blog sucks poop.

Me? Racist? No.

Its not me who put the picture of a black person getting cut on the blog. It was Greek. He is the true rasict son-of-a-bitch here.
That is all.
A German

HOLY MAN PERIOD

The German is Racist
that is all,
The Hipter

Take a Closer Look At That Picture

Is it me, or does that picture imply that The Goverment is going to cut black peoples faces off? What the fuck? Fuck you Goverment. Black people rock. FUCK. YOU.

Dandelion Phylogeny:

Kingdom: Plantae, same as a Fern.

Order: Asterales, same as a Lobelia.

Family: Asteraceae, same as a Sunflower.

Tribe: Cichorieae, same as a Wild Endive.

enjoy, planet earth.

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Subject: Say no to cuts

Hi,

The House just voted to make huge cuts in this year’s budget. Poverty-fighting priorities--which make up less than one percent of the US budget--were sharply cut.

Now it’s the Senate’s turn to weigh in on the budget--and we’ve got to tell them to preserve this life-saving funding. Cuts to these life-saving programs will have a real, immediate, and devastating impact on the world’s poor.

I just signed this petition asking the Senate not to make cuts.Will you sign it, too?

http://one.org/us/actnow/2011budget/index.html?rc=senatebudget2011paste

Together as ONE we can make a difference.

Thanks!

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From: "Sheila ------, ONE.org" <one-----@list-----org>
Date: February 19, 2011 9:05:05 AM MST
To: "Rhiannon" <------------@gmail.com>
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Dear ONE Member, I’ve got some really bad news. A few hours ago, the House voted to make huge cuts in this year’s budget. Poverty-fighting, cost-effective programs—which make up less than one percent of the US budget—were sharply cut. Some key programs that fight AIDS, malaria and hunger were cut by 40%. Programs that promote long-term economic growth were chopped up to 30%. We know Congress faces tough choices on the budget, but these cuts fall hardest on the people who can least afford them. Now it’s the Senate’s turn to weigh in on the budget—and we’ve got to let them know that they must preserve this funding. Cuts to these life-saving programs will have a real, immediate and devastating impact on the world’s poor. Urge the Senate to fix the House bill now: http://www.one.org/us/actnow/2011budget/o.pl?id=2155-4085951-6Hlf4cx&t=1 The petition reads: Dear Senators, Please do not cut cost-effective, proven programs that fight HIV/AIDS, hunger and preventable disease in this year's budget. These programs—which make up less than 1% of the budget—save millions of lives, strengthen our national security, and help lift people out of poverty for the long-term. ONE members have been fighting hard to stop these House cuts. Over the past few days, members have made thousands of calls to their representatives, urging them not to cut these life-saving—and bipartisan—programs. But the House ignored us and made cuts that will threaten the health and survival of the world’s most vulnerable. As Secretary of State Hillary Clinton wrote earlier this week, cuts of this size will be “devastating to our national security, will render us unable to respond to unanticipated disasters and will damage our leadership around the world.” Now it’s the Senate’s turn to tackle the budget—and we have to let them know that in this part of the budget, steep cuts could cost lives. House cuts could mean: 3.7 million people won’t get tested for HIV this year 10.4 million bed nets won’t get to families to fight malaria 58,000 moms-to-be won’t receive the medicine to make sure their babies are born HIV-free The public is letting Congress know that it’s time to cut spending. That's why we must have your voice, as a constituent and a ONE member, to make sure the Senate doesn’t cut this small but vital part of the budget. Sign our petition and we'll deliver it to the Senate so they will hear us loud and clear. http://www.one.org/us/actnow/2011budget/o.pl?id=2155-4085951-6Hlf4cx&t=5 Thank you again for standing up for the world’s poor. Sheila Nix U.S. Executive Director, ONE

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Hey Rhiannon! Thanks for informing me for another thing I don't care about! :) Even though I don't care the least bit, for the last two things you have sent I have signed the petitions! I don't think you notice though, it is unconstitutional to cut the choice of abortion (which means it can't happen) And all budget cuts are made for a good reason, we still fund it though!

Your friend who doesn't care,

Blair

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The hipsters true colors

ENJOY MY MAN PERIOD BLOOD

Who the hell is Tro11. i just dont know, but i have found my fave swear word
cunt
cunt is awesome becuz not many people use it, most people use the words fuck or shit but i prefer cunt, or twat, becuz with twat u can say twatter, or twatting twat- twat. but enough of that, i hate metal music. it is grown men screaming at the top of their lungs "i wanna bleed all over you! and this song is pointless, cuz im doucher" and it seems that all metalheads get very defensive at the death of "the rev" the apparent drummer of avenged sevenfold who died. wen i heard of this, i said "wat did he die of, an overdose of meth and evil?" i was so clever, but then we found out wat he actually died of "overdose of heroin, oxicot, and alcohol" so basically all metal heads now get very defensive at this motion. but you kno, not all people can hav the sophisticated tastes in music such as "Seabear" or "The Decemberists" and they release songs such as "i sing i swim" or "down by the water" but instead they have to listen to metal bands that all have to do with death of some sort. and something that was very stereotypical i found was a metal band's album "war is the answer"
fuck u
go die of oxicot like your savior did before you. war is not the answer, and if you sent them to war they wud possibly be scared shitless on the side of the road saying and screaming "fuck me! oh shit, i dont wanna bleed all over u, my five fingers will not deliver a death punch, and i will not be avenged sevenfold" and then i wud ride in on my winged seabear, carrying a rifle, with my pants rolled up and my glasses fitted tight and scream "my name is Hipster, and you will drown instead of singing and swimming wen we are down by the water," and i will laugh with my seabear and they will say "my faveorite word is peace" trying to gain my sympathy "yeah, well my faveorite word is cunt bitch"
remember to sing and swim
The Hipster

apologies from A German and A Greek for the "Tro11"

Alright people. The Greek and I would like to apologize for the behavior of the "Tro11". He was out of line with his first post. Our perviest Apologies.

Pokemon by different artists

SNORLAX BY GYORK

HAUNTER BY JOSE8A

KOFFING BY ROBOBOBO

SLOWPOKE BY JUSTINRAMPAGE

The Tro11

YOU CAN'T HIDE ME FOREVER! But you can still touch my vagina, any time, anywhere

hahahahzhs

All Hail Moros

I have officialy started a cult to honor the greatness of the harvenger of destruction and devestation. ALL HAIL THE GREAT CAT MOROS! I encourage you to join my cult and stand up to all of the lies that are other "Gods"!
JOIN AND DO NOT BE LEFT BEHIND WHEN HE BRINGS THE GREAT DEVESTATION!
A German

That cat

He is not "That cat" his name is Moros. He will drive you to your impending doom. No joke. Google Moros.

That Cat

I think that cat just Jizzed in his pants.
A German

Sorry for the buggy flash.

Fact Checker and that you German

Imma be checking some facts from now on.

Fact 1: Empire State Gulf of Mexico.

02122011

Fact 1:

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

Test:

The Empire State building is 1250ft at peak, the Gulf of Mexico’s lowest point is 14,383ft.

So…

14383/1250 = 11.5064

Conclusion:

It would take 11 1/2 (approximately) Empire State Building’s to reach the deepest point of the Gulf of Mexico.

Also thank you German for informing my sickness.

DO NOT WATCH THE FRED MOVIE

I just got a call from the Greek asking me to alert the world about his plight. Apparently he is sick off his ass because he watched the Fred Movie. So, yeah. Just make sure you don't watch the Fred Movie.
Keep on perving
A German

GREEK IS BACK!

hey so today Greek and German got in a fight, i was editing a movie and all of the sudden, some shit went down. German went "its my mother fucking blog i let you fucking on, fuck fuck fuckity fuckity fuck fuck!" and then Greek replied with "fuck this, fuck you, fucking, fucking, fuck fuck" and they continued to fight and using fuck several times, but they left out my faveorite swear word, cunt
If there is an argument, they have to say cunt, so as they kept yelling fuck i just said "hooray for fuck! you two a giant mainstreamists!" In the End Greek left, and now he is back, in like an hour
congrats greek, you can now say u were kicked off of the blog for an hour, ok
remember, always use the word cunt
The Hipster

New Author

We have a new author. His name is Troll check him out mofo's.
A German

Guess whos back

Hes back and better than eveer. THE GREEK MOTHER FUCKERS!

Life is good with Capri Suns

Capri-Sun makes the world go round.

Whether it is used for bribing friends into letting you back into the blog or waterboarding someone with them.

They are good.

The loss of a Greek

It is very sad.

Picture of a German

Here I am you pervert mother fuckers.

German, Greek, and Hipster.

Best. Van Halen. Song. EVER

Has anybody ever heard the song "Hot for Teacher"? It is one of the best songs I have ever heard in my life. Check it out ladies and gents.
A German

Jizz, its the only thing that keeps women from killing men

Did anybody lose there fucking jizz when they saw this picture. I  almost did but I managed to stop laughing just before the climax from laughing. If I am ever having trouble orgasming I am just gonna look at super funny picture. Here is another one for you.

Now I don't know what movie this is from, but what I do know is that this guy is having one hell of a fucking jizz in his pants. I mean it looks like he is trying to eat his own face from the insanity going on in his trousers. And another one.

What? Didn't you know that superheroes have ejaculations to? Well they do. I mean how else are superheroes born? On that note have you ever imagined how Superman was conceived? I mean, what if Superman's mother turned out to be a human? That would hurt when Superman was born! Owww! I can hear the Hipsters vagina screaming! Here is one more for you.

He is baby Quagmire.
Keep on jacking off to your teachers you perverts
A German

Hipsterism is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of and this is the longest post title ever to be on a blog

Hipsterism is the sort of thing that is going to ruin America. I mean if a Hipster is ever t hold the highest power in the nation we should all put on a cup, (yes you to women), and move to fucking Australia and hope that the new gay as shit America doesn't ruin the world. Also, I would like to point out, with disrespect meant to the Hipster, that he is the one who is writing "Man Periods" like they are some sort of weekly gay orgy. I mean come the fuck on you rambunctious gay child of the devil. Keep fucking yourselves with a condom on.
A German

What the hell happened to the background?

MAN PERIOD BITCHES!

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know all of you guys missed me and my nice company, my sweet touch, my sex (too far) the truth of it is, apparently I am not an admin of this blog, so i made my own, i showed it to you, but then greek overrided that link and that specific link now leads to a woman's vagina looking like a giant cheese taco. And German, kept changing my posts to say "im gay" when really i think its just think its way for german to get his inner sexuality out, he does seem to sit a little too close to me, and seems to change my desktop picture to gay porn, but i dont know what he does with said gay porn when im not there (am i giving a hint that he jacks off to it? fuck yes i am)! But to let you all know, I got a Girlfriend. and guess what, she is the biggest chick hipster i have ever met, so of course, im basically in hipster heaven

But i have recently come up with a new political party
Hipsterism
Hipsterism is a form of an independent sate where everyone is indie listening, and instead of being sponsored by Usher and secretly kissing young boys on their naughty parts (Justin Beiber) another thing about Hipsterism, no on is mainstream, and if they become mainstream, we stop listening to them and search a name no one has ever fucking heard of. We have to own at least one pair of nerd glasses, and if you do not follow these rules, you must go to the other political party. Oh and it's only for gays.
mainstreamism
the name makes young hipsters quiver in their urban outfitters glasses (ten bucks by the way). They believe that if you are good looking and you cant sing, young girls will piss their pants when they see him "OMIGOD! i hav to text tracy, holy shit, my vagina is tingling, its tingling, i think that is love" yes my dear young girl that is love, love if your a mainstreamist whore!
Dont be a Mainstreamist
The Hipster
(PS, vote me as your faveorite!)

humping lockers and cocaine

Lockers are the most uncomfortable thing you will ever get the chance to hump. Sure they're sexy and slim, but you would much rather want to hump a woman. Never do cocaine.

Cover Numero Dos

Keep checking in.

Hey folks. Just your friendly neighborhood German reminding you to keep checking in on the blog. This thing is ever changing you know.

Comedy is retarded

A German

HMS Cyclops

This is what I got from the album generator.

A German

Album Generator

1 – Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click here. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 – Go to Quotations Page and select “random quotations” or click here. The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 – Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click here. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 – Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together

(Idea and text from blog.mflow.com/make-your-bands-album-cover-how-t/)

Here is mine, I am expecting my blog mates to help too.

Follow or You Will Pay...

Me thousands of dollars! Just kidding, but seriously, if you like what you see follow us and get alerts about the newest ejaculations of comedy sperm!

Ron Burgundy is God

The title is true. If Ron Burgundy says it, its the truth. That is the social structure of life. If you don't agree you should burn in hell being anally violated with wine bottles by the devil. Also, the wine bottles should be full of acid that cannot eat through the wine bottles but will eat through your anal cavity. This should happen for the rest of eternity.

That is all

A German

I just won ten bucks

The Packers won. I am fucking jumping around screaming because I am a die hard Packers fan. Fuck you Ben Rapenberger. Ten bucks in my pocket from a bet I made. Two words to describe how I feel right now. FUCK. YES.
Whats the movie Greek?
A German

The truth about me.

I don't give a shit about sports.

I really don't.

But I couldn't pass up making a statistically biassed bet over the Superbowl.

My mom said that the Steelers will win.

I said the Packers will win.

If the Steelers win I have to take her to Justin Bieber's movie.

If the Packers win she has to take me to a movie she would rather die than see.

Hope the Packers win.

Super Bowl Sunday

Just wanted to give my love to all the Packers fans and to the team. GO PACKERS!
Pack Rules
A German Packers Fan

You all are welcome

For the beautiful banner above this piece of text. It took me 2 1/2 minutes. Amen.

Yes you are Hipster

Yes Hipster. You are a pussy. In fact you are the biggest pussy in the world. Just figured Id clear that up for everybody.
You all disgust me
A German

another blog

hey so all of you looking at this blog, check out my other one where people cant fuck up my posts! and its pretty funny, http://abnormalbathrooms.blogspot.com/ and guess wat, its better than my posts here, so go there
dont go mainstream
the hipster

Laws of Awesome

1) Physics

a. Anti-Newtons

First law: If you are moving in a straight line at a constant speed, you will not be affected if having a wall or such put in front of you. You will go through it.

Second law: Force is equal to power times persuasion. F = (po)p. In order for this to work you must know Aristotle's methods of persuasion.

Ethos- The appeal to authority or honesty of the speaker.

Pathos- The appeal to the audiences emotions.

Logos- The logical appeal of the simulation.

Now, lets say you have a wagon and it won't move unless you move it. First you must master the forms above. Then you must concentrate all of your power and persuade the wagon to move. For example: You strain all of your energy towards the wagon, then tell it if it moves, you will give it new wheels. Lying or not this always works.

Third law: For every action there is a reaction of the same direction. If you are to ram a car into a wall, the wall will push through. You will not be impounded.

*None of these work if you do not fully believe in awesome.

Next week: Laws or thermodynamics.

Did that just happen?

I think that the Greek cant write for himself so he is taking my posts. For shame Greek. For shame.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

What is this thing? This disgusting abomination on this blog? WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYY!

Censorship Rules

Alright. This is a serious post to my fellow contributors. I am fine with a few swear words, but lets try to not put inappropriate pictures on the site. I am talking to you Hipster.
Thanks
You all Disgust Me
A German

The German and prank war.

Two things, in the last post The German laughs to much according to my favorite scale in the universe.

Also, do I sense a prank war, or just a war coming on?

Considering a She-Male

I am confused. This blog was going along fine and then the Hipster had his little "Man-Period" and fucked everything up. I measn what the hell? Cmon Hipster. I mean were you trying to be sexy? Cause if you were, I think it worked on the Greek. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Later
A German

Something about the hipster

I love the hipster. Not in a relationship way, or in any way as, "I like him more than a friend." Our relationship is strictly platonic. So this is meant to be of no offense to him. But did you see his last post? If not it is directly below this one. In it he states he is not a woman. This is debatable. I mean, I can't tell if he's flamboyant or just a all out female hipster posing as a man and growing a mustache. Cause that apparently is what hipsters do in my mind. So, in all respect, the hipsters gender is debatable.

me first man period

Hey all u bitches in the world, so im a dude, a girl with a penis and no boobs, and ive been getting some shit that little girls all think dudes get periods, of course they're wrong
but why the FUCK cant we men (with penises) have periods
so im gonna hav a man period, every 5 days (they come early) of my ideas and thoughts, so here is my first

Today,we were editing our movie for school. and so we took a clip of someone getting punched, and we played it over and over again for two minutes, and added in metallica music, it was badass, and then i asked "lets add in a little video of me in the corner in a satan costume goin 'boo' in a very flamboiant way and my arms doing jazz hands" its a good idea, im a little skinny white guy, so why the hell not, explain why or why not this is a good idea
may your future periods be explosive and thoughtful
The Hipster

The Ecstasy of Hate

I am a cold hard cynic. I believe that the glass is half empty. I despise mushy-gushy things and people. And I love to hate. Most people say that hate is a terrible thing. They are true only if hate is used by people that do not truly understand it. Lets get one thing about hate straight, hate does not mean anger. Hate is the next step up from loathing which is the next step up from anger which the next step up from dislike which is the next step up from discomfort. Remembering these things is extremely important when it comes to having full knowledge and control of hate. Remember these steps and in one week i will add another post about hate.

Later

A German

The great phenomenons of the interwebs.

(these have no specific order)

1. 24153903 - Google this number. It is a prank where you stick your head in your freezer and take a picture, it has become a worldwide phenomenon.

2. Memes- Whether it is Troll Science or Lame Pun Coon, memes are pretty damn great.

More later,

Greek out

Grandad remembering the good old days...

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to a corner store with $1, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea and 6 eggs. You can't do that now.

Too many fucking security cameras.

OMGTISB

You know what the title means? Oh My God This Is So Boring. That was the thought running through my head for the first half of my math class today. The only thing that kept me awake was the fact that my math teacher would get pissed at me if I fell asleep at my desk. I was on the verge of facing the consequence when the fire bell sounded and I was rushed outside. It was only a drill but it shaved a good ten minutes off the class. When we went back inside we started learning "PEMDAS". "PEMDAS" is a way to do an problem. unnecessary"PEMDAS" stands for Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction. The idea is that you look at the problem and work out each of these operations in the problem. One at a time. All in a row. Three times in a row. So instead of learning to work out the problem the simple and efficiently we are supposed to learn how to learn to do the problem the hard and completely way. I mean its not even like this method makes math any easier. Maybe to some people it makes sense to do math this way, but I prefer to do it simple and efficient so I can move on with my life.

Later

A German

If I didn't love New York before...

If I didn't love New York, which I did, I love it now. I am of course talking about when Justin Bieber decided to skip the premier of his movie and decided to do watch a basketball game wearing the 3-d glasses from his "movie". When the mega-camera thing zoomed in on Bieber the crowd at Madison Square Garden booed his glasses. After looking shocked for a second the Biebs took his glasses off. Than after all of this happens a girl that was sitting behind JB nearly passed out after seeing him. Promptly Justin was asked to move. Alright there are a few things wrong this whole thing. One- Who in their right mind goes to the premier of the movie that is about them, walks the red carpet, than leaves to watch a basketball game? WTF? Two- Who wears 3-d glasses to a basketball game to advertise their movie, that didn't even watch the premier of? Three- WHY IS JUSTIN BIEBER AT A BASKETBALL GAME?

I leave these questions for you to answer in the comments section.

Later,

A German

Justin Bieber is shot dead in a New York hotel room.

FRIDAY-- Justin Bieber was found dead this morning in a suite at the Broadway Plaza Hotel. House cleaning found him with three gun shots, most of them in his abdomen. With Bieber's new movie, fangirls everywhere will be amazingly depressed. May he rest in pieces.

How Short

A poem by the German to welcome you to the blog.

How Short

How Short,

How Sweet,

How Bitter,

How Full,

How Empty,

Our lives may be.

How short we are on this lush planet.

How sweet our lives may be if we choose the path of the straight and true.

How bitter we can become if our time here is cruel.

How full our time is if we can find love.

How empty if we cant.

I hope you liked that. I wrote it during my Language Arts class. I hope you enjoy reading what I post and what the Greek and the Hipster post to.

Later,

A German